Once when I was 15 a guy on Facebook asked me if I wanted to play twenty questions and I thought he meant the game where you have to guess what they are so i responded “oh yeah that sounds fun” he said “you go first” and i asked “ok so are you an inanimate object?”
Why can’t we just go back to simpler times like these?
5:25 pm • 31 July 2014 • 1,421 notes • View comments
cardcarryingcynic said: Today I got this gem from a guy on tinder: "Wanna know how I'm like a Malaysian Airlines flight? Because I'd go down on you"
NO NO NO NON NONONONONONOONONONO
5:24 pm • 31 July 2014 • 606 notes • View comments
You Are Not Entitled To Us
MASSIVE TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR THIS ENTIRE BLOG INCLUDE SEXISM, ABUSE, AND VIOLENCE.
A safe space for women to share anecdotes of male entitlement. Nothing more, nothing less.
All stories are important. Every catcall, slur, bad look, unwanted touch, or threat to safety is a reason to speak. You are important and your experience is important, and because we all understand this, we are all here to listen and support you.
All stories are powerful, and we want to hear yours.
Please share so others can find this.
This is so powerful.
2:25 pm • 31 July 2014 • 81 notes • View comments
My name is the Lorax I speak for the trees.
2:19 pm • 16 July 2014 • View comments
i literally know nothing about roosterteeth or achievement hunters or whatever the fuck this man is from but from now on he’s my role model
I am in tears
(Source: xxkenziex, via grinnykitty)
3:40 am • 11 July 2014 • 346,007 notes • View comments
When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious:
I found out what this meant the hard way
3:37 am • 11 July 2014 • 71,871 notes • View comments
I hate this. He was a fucking crazy ass killer. He raped her mom and sired a demon baby. If you ever accused tumblr of promoting unhealthy relationships, this has blue paw prints all over it
(Source: -tateslangdon, via aleksmpreg)
3:31 am • 11 July 2014 • 1,004 notes • View comments
Have you not heard of cryoatic
*the whole of the GoldenBlackHawk fandom screaming*
Literally what I am most sexually attracted to in anyone
M A R K S H E P P A R D
Lumpy space Princess
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12:16 am • 11 July 2014 • 15,074 notes • View comments